bonerette party

You’ll always be Ferris to us. You can hack our WOPR...

Dec 1st

David Boreanaz Bonesrette Party: See what I did there?...

Dec 1st

Bear Grylls Bonerette Party: Its a grower not a shower,...

Nov 30th

Anderson Cooper and Michael Phelps “I’m...

Nov 30th

Ryan Phillipe Bonerette Party: Its pronounced Phillip E....

Nov 30th

Jesse Spencer Bonerette Party: Dr. Chase, I have this itch...

Nov 26th

Potterspoet is always invited to party with us. [Co-author...

Nov 26th

I felt like a total pedo watching both Narnia films. Then I...

Nov 26th

Whoever decided to cast Ben Barnes pretty much summed up my...

Nov 26th

Noel Clarke Bonerette Party: I’m not sure about those...

Nov 25th

Seriously, how could you not love this man?

Nov 25th

Ryan Adams Bonerette Party: Because birdcage wants to keep...

Nov 25th

Dear Mexico, We know our government has been kind of a dick...

Nov 25th

Bonus “Holy Jesus, you could wash clothing on those...

Nov 25th

SEXY: (ˈsek-sē) adj: 1 : sexually suggestive or...

Nov 25th

Bonerette Party: Vintage Fifth Doctor Edition

Nov 25th

Christopher Eccleston Bonerette Party: The other new Doctor...

Nov 25th

Bonus “God Bless Scotland” Edition [Co-author...

Nov 25th

We loved you as Renton. We swooned at Moulin Rouge....

Nov 25th

Shawn Pyfrom Bonerette Party: We might not be a desperate...

Nov 25th

Brandon Flowers Bonerette Party: Magic Undewear edition

Nov 24th

“Fronted two of the coolest bands of the past 20...

Nov 23rd

Daniel Brühl In a heart beat, I would learn any of the 5...

Nov 23rd

People I Would Do if I Had a Time Machine: Malcolm...

Nov 23rd

In high school, all boys were sussed up by and subjugated to...

Nov 23rd

Posting the hottest Dane this side of the Atlantic because,...

Nov 23rd

Bonerette Party: “So way out of your hipster league,...

Nov 23rd

The Godfather of Hipsters Edition

Nov 23rd

Daniel Craig (yes, again) Bonerette Party: Doc Just Saw...

Nov 23rd

Robert Pattinson Bonerette Party:  Celibate Vampire in Some...

Nov 22nd

Steve Sandvoss Bonerette Party Does a Body Good Too,...

Nov 22nd

Hunter Parrish Bonerette Party almost feels guilty/kinda...

Nov 22nd

Rupert Penry-Jones Bonerette Party: Spooks edition

Nov 22nd

Marlon Brando Bonerette Party Named Desire edition

Nov 21st

Adam Levine Bonerette Party: Its Getting Harder and Harder...

Nov 21st

Andy Roddick Bonerette Party: Love-Love edition

Nov 21st

The Way We Get a Boner “Let’s get baked...

Nov 21st

“Fuck Heath Leger, it’s mother fucking Two Face!...

Nov 21st

Alexandre Despatie Bonerette Party: French Cana — oh,...

Nov 21st

Bonerette party “Every little girl’s fantasy,...

Nov 21st

BONUS SHOWER SCENE EDITION!

Nov 21st

Oh Detective Stabler! We’d happily be a victim of a...

Nov 21st

Oh Henry…We’d let you bone us if you did it in a...

Nov 21st

Rob Thomas Bonerette Party: Unwell edition

Nov 21st

Gordon Ramsay Bonerette Party: Because BAL Asked Nicely...

Nov 21st

James Spader “I would totally do him even with the...

Nov 21st

Chace Crawford Bonerette Party: We’re Getting it Out...

Nov 21st

“When the hell is Season 3 coming out on DVD?”...

Nov 21st

We have to wish our Godfather of Boner Parties a Happy...

Nov 21st

Louis Garrel Bonerette Party: Doc Totally Wants To Do Him...

Nov 21st

Joe Strummer - “I would let this man do anything and...

Nov 21st

“That nerdy kid you had a secret crush on in high...

Nov 21st

Jack McBrayer Bonerette Party: Kenneth from 30 Rock edition

Nov 21st

Seth Meyers Bonerette Party: “What?  MoAmy wants to...

Nov 21st

Michael Pitt Bonerette Party: Those Should Be My Feet...

Nov 21st

Cheyenne Jackson “We were all thinking it, he just...

Nov 21st

Gavin Rossdale Bonerette Party: Gwen Better Step the Fuck...

Nov 20th

Stuart Murdoch Bonerette Party: If You’re Feeling...

Nov 20th

Prince William Bonerette Party: Oh, Goddamnit Gawker...

Nov 20th

So, who wants to play doctor? (But only if I loses the...

Nov 20th

Jason Mraz Bonerette Party: Seriously, Look at Him. ...

Nov 20th

Bonerette Party: “That nose doesn’t detract from...

Nov 20th

I’d like to be Chief of his...

Nov 20th

Public Boner Announcement

To address some issues about our bonerific qualifications: There have been questions raised about...

Nov 20th

Jon Stewart Bonerette Party: Daily Show edition

Nov 20th

Joseph Gordon-Levitt Bonerette Party: Mysterious Skin...

Nov 20th

The “Would have you killed afterwards but it would be...

Nov 20th

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaand the Kennedy Trifecta!

Nov 20th

Kennedy boners pt 2

Nov 20th

Kennedy boners pt 1

Nov 20th

21st Century Flash in the Pan Boner?

Nov 20th

World Champion boner

Nov 20th

Rugged, super-boner from down under

Nov 20th

Bonus gratuitous butt shot

Nov 20th

Tom Ford There are no words to describe the power of his...

Nov 20th

Kip Pardue, the super hot bonalicious guy somewhere in the...

Nov 20th

Cillian Murphy Bonerette Party: 28 Days Later.

Nov 20th

Boner party “I found him super bonerlicious before...

Nov 20th

boredintheburbs Bonerette Party: boredintheburbs Edition

Nov 20th

And why haven’t we posted him yet?

Nov 20th

Good genes

Nov 20th

Mike Skinner Bonerette Party: Brit Rap Edition

Nov 20th

Hot brother double feature!

Nov 20th

He coulda’ been a contender

Nov 20th

Who needs names with a face like that?!

Nov 20th

John Krasinski Bonerette Party: The Office (US) edition.

Nov 20th

Nevermind the BuzzBoners?

Nov 20th

Every woman wishes his boner wasn’t interested in...

Nov 20th

Mike Rowe Bonerette Party: Dirty Jobs edition.

Nov 20th

How could we choose just one?

Nov 20th

The most bonerific fictional character… Thank you,...

Nov 20th

Kickin’ it old school “So what’s the T...

Nov 20th

Two-For-The-Price-Of-One Norwegian electronic ultimate boner

Nov 20th

Bonerette party: new Kirk edition/a.k.a. ubernerd edition.

Nov 20th

Ira.

Nov 20th

Ok, so I couldn’t figure out which one I liked...

Nov 20th

I could listen to him read the news all damn day and never...

Nov 20th

Badass boner

Nov 20th

Makes me proud to be an American boner

Nov 20th

I’d like a taste of his salad dressing…

Nov 20th

Jamie Bell. Bonerette Party, Billy Elliot edition.

Nov 20th

Ryan Kwanten

Nov 20th

“Yeah, I know.”

Nov 20th

Factory boner

Nov 20th

Oh, Andy.

Nov 20th

President-Elect boner Oh, yes he can!

Nov 20th

No reservations.  At all.

Nov 20th

The-possibilities-are-endless nerdy boner in honor of our...

Nov 20th

Moodswing Whiskey

Nov 20th

The Original.

Nov 20th

A fine vintage for a proper start.

Nov 20th