Ólafur Arnalds
Beautiful. Talented. Icelandic.
Seriously, we just need to change all the maps to read ItsColdUpHereButAllTheMenAreSmokingHotland.
Thank god for all of Scandinavia.
blatantly ripping boner party and celebrating all things manly.
rsvp via boneretteparty at gmail dot com.
Ólafur Arnalds
Beautiful. Talented. Icelandic.
Seriously, we just need to change all the maps to read ItsColdUpHereButAllTheMenAreSmokingHotland.
Thank god for all of Scandinavia.
(via upisdownx)
Word to the wise for our international male viewers:
If you’re funny, a bit of a self-deprecating nerd and have a cute accent, we’re going back to your place, ok? We’ll go now if that’s ok… I’ll even make you a proper American eggs and pancakes tomorrow morning.
Model Monday
BACK TO YOUR REGULARLY SCHEDULED HOTTY MCPANTYDROPPERS!
(and also other men we find strangely attractive for whatever reason…but mostly just lovely presents from god as shown above)
Everything about this man, yes please.
Hail to the King, baby.
(Doesn’t fit the theme of the week, but I wanted to share him anyway…)
You gonna rush in and sing “Try a Little Tenderness” for me?
Everyone’s gotta get out of the friendzone once and a while…
Ron “Wow, where the hell’s my time machine?” Jeremy
Because admit it, you would too.
OFFICIAL KICK OFF TO BONERETTE PARTY’S
UGLY GUYS WE’D TOTALLY DO WEEK
Joey “One man personification of punk dudes I had crushes on in high school” Ramone
sade:
I’ve never seen Twilight nor do I plan to, but I would like to say that I saw the trailer for New Moon and thought that wolfman was hot then I found out he’s actually this dude and is 17. How fucking inconsiderate. You’re gonna look like THAT and be 17 god damn years old? Fuck you. I don’t want to live anymore.
I was trying to find the words, but dearest Sade found them for me.
You know, the worst thing about Twilight is not the blatant anti-feminist leanings, the “This year’s Pulitzer goes to a Harlequin novel” shitty writing or the “Oh dear god I’m not drunk enough to be watching this” acting. It’s the fact that Taylor Lautner is CLEARLY the hot one in the movie but recieves none of the public swooning.
Life is so unfair.